Well... I watched a certain film

Recently I've developed a hobby of watching bad movies and making fun of them with my friends. Kung Fu Cyborg is no different. It's bad but not as bad as films like Birdemic or the room, there are two good action scenes that are good enough to make the movie bearable. They were over top, fun and you could tell that 80% of the films budget went into these two scenes. I feel as though they shot these two scenes and then ran out of money sO they shot a bunch of random no sea to fill in the res of the film. The first good scene was a fight between two of the cyborgs, this fight kind of reminded me of anime with how over the top it was. Then the other scene was the two previous cyborgs fighting two more cyborgs who create a giant Kung fu robot thing out of scrap and fight the other two cyborgs.

But these only took up about 20 minutes of the film, the other 80 minutes was taken up with nonsensical stupidity and one particular scene that I will never be able to deal with without years of thearpy. In this one scene, one of the cyborgs pulls a can opener out of a drawer... then he turns his head into a can opener. It was weird but not to bad. But then he pulls out a can of Tuna and then his head turns into that as well. Then... It happened. He looks in a magazine and sees this guys bum... He the. Turns his head into a bum... that awe full image will remain in my mind for as long as a live. Why is there a guy with a bum for a head in a movie called Kung Fu cyborgs? I really don't want to know.

So anyway that was my opinion on Kung Fu Cyborg. And some of you guys were confused as to what a Haka was, it's this kind of war dance that the native people of my country do. It's used as a sort of challenge towards other people or sometimes to just intimidate people. Now it's usually performed at sporting events to challenge the opposing team or at cultural events. There are man different kinds of Haka and my school has its own. To be honest that's the extent of my knowledge on it, I'm pretty much one of the most culturally inept people you are likely to meet

Anyway have an awesome week guys
DFTBA